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Karma is REAL

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Hey peeps!

 

If we’re to be quite honest, my blog has not lived up to its own standards. Penny “shares too much”, pah!

Where is the TMI? Where are all the embarrassing stories I’ll regret sharing?? Where is the promised blackmail material???

ALL THE DECEIT

So I’ve decided I’m really going to try to tell you more on here, otherwise I’d have to give up my blog’s name, and that would be sad.

So firstly: I now have definitive proof that Karma is a thing.

There I am, whistling some irritating tune to the undelight of my friend, when the piece of gum I’ve been chewing suddenly no longer tastes good. Karma step 1.

To rid myself of the hideous mass, I removed it from my mouth and chucked it, with a violent jerk of the hand, into the nearest bush. And then, seconds later, Karma STRUCK AGAIN! My boot snagged on the next pot-hole, and I was flung foward with a jolt, smashed onto my face, broke my nose, and was rushed to the hospital!!

Just kidding. But I tripped. It was traumatizing.

Secondly, we all know Halloween was last Saturday, and my friends and I made the most of it.

With months, weeks, days, and finally, hours of preparation, we planned, bought, and fixed our costumes to ultimate perfection! Here are the stunning results:

the unstoppable trio: devil, angel, and fallen angel #original

 

broken doll is added #promakeup

 

a closeup on our stunning faces

a closeup on our gorgeous faces

 

a toast to repelling demons #amazinglighting

 

i just realized this can be my christmas outfit as well. #astarisborn #donotbeafraid #onlysortofkidding

In any case, we were ready to partay, and we weren’t going to be stopped by anything (not even the Christmas candy and deco at the grocery store – although Jingle Bells may or may not have been sung).

Of course, then we were back home by midnight – basically, it was cold, and Switzerland doesn’t have any adequate Halloween occaziones, so that was rather disappointing. And, obviously, to be safe at witching hour.

But the costumes were worth it! I mean, people saw, marvelled at us, asked for pictures. #queens

And now, thirdly, for the big announcement:

I’ve started a YouTube channel! It’s called Penny Lunasun, and it was a rather spontaneous idea.

That’s right, I’ve decided to spread my genius (*genius*) even farther into the internet, and I’ve filmed 5 videos sofar. They are all HD and have totally pro editing, needless to say. hahahaha no seriously. I know there’s room for improvement, but I figured hey, if no one laughs at my jokes, at least they can laugh at me. Or just let the therapeutic sound of my voice wash over them as they meditate.

Anyway, along the lines of this post, here’s the video I uploaded just before Halloween, so excuse the excellent quality (it was filmed on my tablet :P), and voilà:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QudoUqYZFik

I hope you like it! :) *please like it*

And if you subscribe, more gold will follow!

 

Cheers,

Penny

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I Almost Met Freddie Mercury (and other trivialities)

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Good morning peeps!

 

Yes, I’m up, and actually writing again, finally. Now before I continue, I’d like to just say that I wish I were still asleep because my mother came in with her motivated “rise and shine” just as I was about to meet Freddie Mercury in my dream.

i will begrudge her this forever

Apart from that though, I’m writing out of guilt, since I sortof disappeared for like three days. But I have much exciting news! *audience squints unconvincedly*

Well, I did go to the library, and borrow books for research on my graduation paper. My topic is 9/11, so this shouldn’t be dismal.

*immediately feels guilty about slight humor*

Oh, but in other news: My mother has decided that it would be in all of our health-benefits to try going vegan for a week. Testing it before a permanent decision or something.

I am that man. That man is me. The ball is tofu.

And so of course, I am now realizing how much of my diet consists of things that apparently don’t qualify as vegan. Such as everything that isn’t fruits or vegetables.

I had an entire pack of rice-cakes for breakfast this morning.

It was delicious.

(They even specify the “ingredients” on the packaging: rice.)

But tomorrow is the last day, and then I hope (I’m assuming, please God) that Mom will come to her senses. I’ll die from eating meat and cheese if need be (and we all know I mean the cheese), because otherwise I’ll die from not eating them. And which one is the slower, more painful death? That’s right.

So, enjoy all the beautiful food you eat today, and savor the taste for me!

 

Cheers,

Penny

week 3, running out of clothing

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If any of you have seen posts like “collegeproblems” or “procrastinationforbeginners” or anything similar, you’ll know exactly what I mean when I tell you I have serious issues with laundry.

I have not done laundry in almost a month. Of course, I think my mom has done a load or two for me (credits), but still.

This would be me as a mother.

Now, as horrifying as this fact would seem, it has also made me realize how many clothes I have. Because I haven’t had to wear anything dirty. No joke. Actually, I should probably do something about this hoarding (however, the Ghostbusters shirt will never ever ever leave my ownership). In any case, I’m trying to use this post as an incentive to go wash stuff.

Do you have this problem too? I’d love to read your comments, and stay tuned for more (un)necessary tidbits under “daily tmi“! #infomercialvoice

Cheers,

Penny