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Karma is REAL

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Hey peeps!

 

If we’re to be quite honest, my blog has not lived up to its own standards. Penny “shares too much”, pah!

Where is the TMI? Where are all the embarrassing stories I’ll regret sharing?? Where is the promised blackmail material???

ALL THE DECEIT

So I’ve decided I’m really going to try to tell you more on here, otherwise I’d have to give up my blog’s name, and that would be sad.

So firstly: I now have definitive proof that Karma is a thing.

There I am, whistling some irritating tune to the undelight of my friend, when the piece of gum I’ve been chewing suddenly no longer tastes good. Karma step 1.

To rid myself of the hideous mass, I removed it from my mouth and chucked it, with a violent jerk of the hand, into the nearest bush. And then, seconds later, Karma STRUCK AGAIN! My boot snagged on the next pot-hole, and I was flung foward with a jolt, smashed onto my face, broke my nose, and was rushed to the hospital!!

Just kidding. But I tripped. It was traumatizing.

Secondly, we all know Halloween was last Saturday, and my friends and I made the most of it.

With months, weeks, days, and finally, hours of preparation, we planned, bought, and fixed our costumes to ultimate perfection! Here are the stunning results:

the unstoppable trio: devil, angel, and fallen angel #original

 

broken doll is added #promakeup

 

a closeup on our stunning faces

a closeup on our gorgeous faces

 

a toast to repelling demons #amazinglighting

 

i just realized this can be my christmas outfit as well. #astarisborn #donotbeafraid #onlysortofkidding

In any case, we were ready to partay, and we weren’t going to be stopped by anything (not even the Christmas candy and deco at the grocery store – although Jingle Bells may or may not have been sung).

Of course, then we were back home by midnight – basically, it was cold, and Switzerland doesn’t have any adequate Halloween occaziones, so that was rather disappointing. And, obviously, to be safe at witching hour.

But the costumes were worth it! I mean, people saw, marvelled at us, asked for pictures. #queens

And now, thirdly, for the big announcement:

I’ve started a YouTube channel! It’s called Penny Lunasun, and it was a rather spontaneous idea.

That’s right, I’ve decided to spread my genius (*genius*) even farther into the internet, and I’ve filmed 5 videos sofar. They are all HD and have totally pro editing, needless to say. hahahaha no seriously. I know there’s room for improvement, but I figured hey, if no one laughs at my jokes, at least they can laugh at me. Or just let the therapeutic sound of my voice wash over them as they meditate.

Anyway, along the lines of this post, here’s the video I uploaded just before Halloween, so excuse the excellent quality (it was filmed on my tablet :P), and voilà:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QudoUqYZFik

I hope you like it! :) *please like it*

And if you subscribe, more gold will follow!

 

Cheers,

Penny

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Ever-Growing Infamy – plus holidays

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Good day to you peeps!

And what a good day it is indeed!

What-ho? you say.

Yes! For on this fine earth-rotation, Penny Shares Too Much has reached

in my defence, i typed in “drumroll epic”, and not “childhood friend on fire”

♥50 FOLLOWERS♥

So, kneel before me, as I rule your universe of Randomus Shitoneous, and let me lead you into ever rising levels of ridicule and destruction!

We shall defeat our enemies together and rule the world!

Nothing will stop the sharing!

Too. Much. Can’t. Stop.

For example:

Today, I bought a pumpkin for Halloween (the night of slutty minions and penis onesies is nearly upon us),

And as I was walking home with my baby (yes, I mean the pumpkin – *whew*), there was a man walking behind me, and I suddenly contemplated the possibility of him suddenly attacking me and eating me for his Hallow’s Eve banquet.

But then, I realized that I would be fully capable of defending myself, because I could just smash his evil skull in with my giant orange globe, and then scamper away unscathed!

Hurrah for spontaneous weapons!

So, now you know how to survive an unexpected ambush when carrying only a pumpkin. Have a safe and happy Halloween!!!!!!!

Cheers,

Penny