i ate an entire chocolate bar
in the parking lot, standing next to my car.
no one saw, they mustnt know
and now, with an ambitious glow
the wrapper crumpled in my hand
i spy, over there, a garbage can.
i raise my arm, raise it way up high
i raise it up into the sky
the heavens gasp as the wrapper flies
across the lot, across the skies
it draws a rainbow in the air
oh what finesse! oh what flair!
the wrapper disappears in the can
i holler and yell “yeahhhh whos da man?!!”
then a tear rolls down my cheek
as i think of my future, cold and bleak
i shouldve been a basketball star
instead, i get into my car
and remember: i ate an entire chocolate bar.
guess thats my legacy so far.