This little tid-bit is actually rather old, but I just realized that I never got round to telling you about it.
But because it is a golden piece of humiliation, here goes!
So I was at my friend’s birthday party, and we were playing some sort of drinking game.
And we had a questions round, which obviously is a great way to get to know each other better. Too well, perhaps.
The question was:
At what age are men most attractive?
So, without hesitation, everyone yelled “nineteen!” “eighteen!” “twenty-five!” “fourty-five!”
Guess who that last one was.
I received some concerned stares. So to improve my situation, I said: “I thought that’d be obvious.”
Apparently, it wasn’t obvious. But we continued with the game.
I think some people see me in a different light now.
But I would like to have a chance to explain myself: I am not attracted to fourty-five-year-old men, I swearrr! I do, however, stand by the claim that men who have kept themselves in good shape look, well, the “manliest” at age fourty-five. For the following reasons.
So, judge me all you want, but I’ve had this opinion since I was fifteen and there’s no swaying me.