In a bit, I will continue reading my German assignment, but because I don’t want to, I’m going to give you this little tidbit instead.
Have you ever been an unusual size in…anything?
The other side of shoes…
Bras….(your life must be seriously difficult #onlyhalfjoking)
And we all know about the solution that can sometimes be found for problems such as these: the “one size fits all“. Obviously, this never works (as clearly demonstrated by the hair-ties and every pair of gloves ever). Really, it should be called the “one size fits nobody“.
In fact, the most well-known example which I think every single person will recognize, is…
I don’t need to explain this. I just don’t.
So my friend and I recently came up with the idea of “Pringles’ sizing”. I mean, imagine walking into the grocery store, and going to the counter and holding up your delicious Sour Cream n’ Onion box and going “I’m sorry, do you have this seven sizes up?”
And they would reply “Why yes, let me get that from the back, I’ll be right with you.”
All the problems would be solved.
Of course, as I write this, a more logical solution dawns upon me, and I would like to call out, in the name of the people, to all you Pringles bosses:
MAKE THE BOXES BIGGER. JUST MAKE THEM ALL BIGGER. IT’S NOT THAT DIFFICULT.
And now, having conveyed my message, I’m outie. #hellagangsta